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hawkzlermun's birthday today, sooooooo...I have planned an AGENDA!
Fuck what everyone else wants you to do!
...they can kiss your ass!
You can just jump in the bed...
...smoke if you got 'em...
...shoot everything that bothers you, or...
...jump off a building, just for fun.
Then, when it's all over, you can contemplate the full scale of your birthday shenanigans.
...and pass out...
(just try not to lose your clothes.)
(Bonus Phil, just because.)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LITTLE BROTHER!!!
YOU'RE NOT OLD, AND I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS THE BEST EVER! <3
